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A jazz band from the the '70s, Weather Report was made up of pianist Joe Zawinul and saxophonist Wayne Shorter, with a lot of others coming in and out in rotation. Some members that have gone through include the late great Jaco Pastorius, who was a virtuoso at bass. They went through a string of drummers, including Alphonse Mouzon, Eric Gravatt, Greg Errico, Leon 'Ndugu' Chancler, and Chester Thompson.

Oh yeah, and their album "Heavy Weather" fucking kicks!
Weather Report featured Jaco Pastorius, therefore Weather Report owns all.
by Christopher Riggs October 03, 2005
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a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.
Avi thought he had Danny beat, but Danny pulled out the Weather Report and took the pot.
by Boochie June 04, 2006
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