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When your shaft is very thin and your bellend gland is bulbous & throbbing like a siren.

Grandma.....I have a weak D looks .....om worried it's close to dropping off! can you help me to stick it back on if it breaks?

Weak D by Karlos December 18, 2022

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Weak dog.

A word used to describe a person/animal who is of unfavourable disposition and who's actions are of the 'weak' nature. It can also be someone who exhibits various forms of failure or 'gaycuntness'.

The unfourtunate creature, who has been cursed(against their will) with the woeful title of 'weak dog' will inevitably battle/struggle/fail at anything and everything they attempt in life.

Most 'weak dogs' have accepted that they are the lowest beings on the food chain and have ackwoledged that they will never be respected or valued in any way shape or form.

Person 1: your a fucking ''Weak dog.''
Person 2: true

Weak dog. by are you serious? November 28, 2010

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Weak Dick

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

Weak Dick by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015

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weak dog

Somebody who commits low acts of doggatory towards their mates on regualr occasions, and show no signs of every stoping.

1) Julie Gillard is a weak dog for what she did to K-Rudd
2) Ben is a weak dog for not telling James that the teachers where at the door before he called Ben a weak dog cunt

weak dog by gymmy q August 3, 2010

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Weak Dog

Someone who is weak, useless, and all round pathetic

Weak dog!

Matt is such a weak dog!

What a weak dog!

Weak Dog by t-Rav004 October 23, 2009

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weak dick

a penis that is misleading and turns into a waste of time fucking all off beat

I been talking with this dude for a minute so I was pissed off when he gave me that weak dick.

weak dick by disappointedwoman January 22, 2009

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Weak dick syndrome

Kyle Creutz

Bro: bro so I heard you got a weak dick syndrome

Kyle: yeah that's why I don't stay with anyone for over a year

Weak dick syndrome by Heheheyoudumb November 16, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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