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Waterski Racer
Niche group of idiots who enjoy strapping themselves to planks of wood, and hanging on too a piece of rope off the back of a high-end race boat to compete through an imaginary race track made out of floating buoys.
Commonly found repairing not helping their team prepare their boat, putting enough tape on their feet to kidnap a concert, and drinking way too much before they're meant to race.
Evidence : Experience ;)
Commonly found repairing not helping their team prepare their boat, putting enough tape on their feet to kidnap a concert, and drinking way too much before they're meant to race.
Evidence : Experience ;)
Bob : "Did you see those Waterski Racers?"
Steve : "fucking idiots! I think they share one braincell."
Steve : "fucking idiots! I think they share one braincell."
Waterski Racer by pythonyt December 2, 2023
Morning Waterski
For the daring gay trio. Two of the men put their penises into the third mans mouth and then urinate simultaneously.
Morning Waterski by MasterBlaster6999 July 17, 2010
Watership Down
A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.
And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.
And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.
(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!
"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!
"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down
Watership Down by thedoctor700 May 26, 2011
flint waterslide
Megan and Rob were so drunk she gave him a flint waterslide . The bed sheets were ruined. No more steak and shake.
flint waterslide by Originaljbw July 28, 2017
Italian Waterslide
The sexual move where the girl straddles the mans face arches back and pours an alcoholic beverage down her chest over her vagina and into his mouth.
Italian Waterslide by Lord of the Tounge December 28, 2010
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."