Definitions by MasterBlaster6999
CSI Surprise
In a hotel room or rental, the act of intentionally leaving bodily fluids, especially sexual excretions, on the walls or furniture for the cleaning crew to find under black light inspection.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
After an all night orgy Corey and his boyfriends left a CSI surprise on all of the walls in their hotel room.
CSI Surprise by MasterBlaster6999 January 28, 2012
Aerospace Museum
Sex act where the man wraps his penis in tinfoil before oral sex. The woman should never look away from the man's penis, thus the 'museum' element.
Corey learned the hard way that it's important to smooth out the tinfoil before having your girl take you to the 'Aerospace Museum', however he did enjoy exclaiming 'Clean up in the cockpit!' afterward.
Aerospace Museum by MasterBlaster6999 January 12, 2012
Lakehouse
A meeting place used for homosexual encounters focusing on watersports or urine play.
Meeting area where gay men go to urinate on each other for sexual pleasure.
Meeting area where gay men go to urinate on each other for sexual pleasure.
Ross always brings extra towels when Corey invites him and his friends to the lakehouse, knowing he is going to get wet.
Lakehouse by MasterBlaster6999 December 26, 2011
Easter Purse
Sexual position where the man puts his "eggs" (testicles) into the woman's vagina. It is not recommended to try this position as foreplay, as its much more comfortable for the man post-coital.
Especially popular on Sunday mornings.
Especially popular on Sunday mornings.
Corey's friends were a bit disgusted when he showed them a photo of the Easter Purse he gave his wife.
Easter Purse by MasterBlaster6999 June 2, 2011
Morning Waterski
For the daring gay trio. Two of the men put their penises into the third mans mouth and then urinate simultaneously.
Morning Waterski by MasterBlaster6999 July 17, 2010