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Watership Down 

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.
(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down

Waterchip 

Water Purification chip needed for creating potable water.
can be found in wasteland vaults and necropolis.
The Vaultdweller: Do you know were i can find a
waterchip?

Random Dude: No.

The Vaultdweller: Fuck.
Waterchip by MAX PEPAYNE March 3, 2008

waterhater2005 

an incredibly attractive TikTok users account.
hey did you see waterhater2005? He's so attractive 🇬🇧🤴
waterhater2005 by Asshole999 March 14, 2022

waterhater2005 

Bro did you see that comment from waterhater2005? He's so hot he's my idol I love him
waterhater2005 by Asshole999 March 14, 2022

flint waterslide 

It's a rusty trombone that involves explosive diarrhea. Not recommended ever.
Megan and Rob were so drunk she gave him a flint waterslide . The bed sheets were ruined. No more steak and shake.

Italian Waterslide 

The sexual move where the girl straddles the mans face arches back and pours an alcoholic beverage down her chest over her vagina and into his mouth.
Last night Mark was thirsty so I gave him an Italian Waterslide