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Waterski 

All her weight is in the trunk so i went waterskiing
Waterski by anonymous July 15, 2024

Waterski Racer 

Niche group of idiots who enjoy strapping themselves to planks of wood, and hanging on too a piece of rope off the back of a high-end race boat to compete through an imaginary race track made out of floating buoys.

Commonly found repairing not helping their team prepare their boat, putting enough tape on their feet to kidnap a concert, and drinking way too much before they're meant to race.

Evidence : Experience ;)
Bob : "Did you see those Waterski Racers?"
Steve : "fucking idiots! I think they share one braincell."
Waterski Racer by pythonyt December 2, 2023

Morning Waterski 

For the daring gay trio. Two of the men put their penises into the third mans mouth and then urinate simultaneously.
Corey and his 2 friends try to morning waterski every day.

Watership Down 

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.
(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down

flint waterslide 

It's a rusty trombone that involves explosive diarrhea. Not recommended ever.
Megan and Rob were so drunk she gave him a flint waterslide . The bed sheets were ruined. No more steak and shake.

Italian Waterslide 

The sexual move where the girl straddles the mans face arches back and pours an alcoholic beverage down her chest over her vagina and into his mouth.
Last night Mark was thirsty so I gave him an Italian Waterslide