WaterNuts

When you drop a douce so big the water rises in the toilet bowl and touches your nuts.

I took a shit this morning so big from the Mexican food last night that the water in the toilet bowl touched my balls. Now I got waterNuts!

by Yam derf October 13, 2018

wazelnuts

a word used as an exclamation when no other word seems to suffice.

"Did you hear Jenny can't come to the party? Her kitty fell in the river."

"Wazelnuts! How'd that happen?"

by MT14 November 27, 2012

taternuts

a term of endearment, when you wanna compliment and insult youre friend at the same time!

hey wats up taternuts!!

by katotool April 23, 2007

waterlust

An irrepressible desire or compulsion to constantly be in or near water; from oceans to lakes, and baths to rivers.

"Hey, do you want to go catch that new film later on today?"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got waterlust, I need to go swim."

by puddleking July 24, 2014

waterguns

biceps that show lack of definition and size
smaller than "guns"
meant as a put down
better than handknives

Martin: I've been working out *flex* They're not handknives anymore :D

Helen: Yes, you've upgraded them to waterguns

by helenmelon May 18, 2006

waterous

An adjective for someone so devoid of worth and meaningful personality that they are similar in nature to water.

Person 1: Yo, I thought you were having lunch with Karen ?

Person 2: Yeah, but the bitch was so waterous I wanted to kill myself before we got our drinks. I've had better conversations with forks.

by axhope October 29, 2010

waterpits

when the armpit of a male or female excretes sweat
aka- sweaty armpits

dont go sledding in the waterpits!!

by allyse and rich February 6, 2007