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WaterNuts 

When you drop a douce so big the water rises in the toilet bowl and touches your nuts.
I took a shit this morning so big from the Mexican food last night that the water in the toilet bowl touched my balls. Now I got waterNuts!
WaterNuts by Yam derf October 13, 2018
Words you can keep
a word used as an exclamation when no other word seems to suffice.
"Did you hear Jenny can't come to the party? Her kitty fell in the river."

"Wazelnuts! How'd that happen?"
wazelnuts by MT14 November 27, 2012
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a term of endearment, when you wanna compliment and insult youre friend at the same time!
hey wats up taternuts!!
taternuts by katotool April 23, 2007

waterlust 

An irrepressible desire or compulsion to constantly be in or near water; from oceans to lakes, and baths to rivers.
"Hey, do you want to go catch that new film later on today?"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got waterlust, I need to go swim."
waterlust by puddleking July 24, 2014
biceps that show lack of definition and size
smaller than "guns"
meant as a put down
better than handknives
Martin: I've been working out *flex* They're not handknives anymore :D

Helen: Yes, you've upgraded them to waterguns
waterguns by helenmelon May 18, 2006

waterous 

An adjective for someone so devoid of worth and meaningful personality that they are similar in nature to water.
Person 1: Yo, I thought you were having lunch with Karen ?

Person 2: Yeah, but the bitch was so waterous I wanted to kill myself before we got our drinks. I've had better conversations with forks.
waterous by axhope October 29, 2010
when the armpit of a male or female excretes sweat
aka- sweaty armpits
dont go sledding in the waterpits!!
waterpits by allyse and rich February 6, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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