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Watertucky 

Another name for Waterford, MI, a very redneck suburb north of Detroit in Oakland County. Its Wayne County equivalent is Taylor, aka, Taylortucky.
Dude 1: Want to hang out at the Shark Club?

Dude 2: No way man, that's in Watertucky, if I wanted to hit on single moms I'd go enroll at Baker College.
Watertucky by DonkeyKong2013 August 3, 2013

Watertouch 

When shit's still hanging from your butt while touching water at the same time.
Guys guess what? I succeeded in watertouching today ^^
Watertouch by vispi October 8, 2009

Watertown 

Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.

Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.

Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.
Everyone in Watertown hates Watertown, and everyone that isn't in Watertown wants to go there. No one ever leaves.
Watertown by Bags McBaggin' March 30, 2011

Watertato 

It is a mix between a watermelon and a potato
do you know what a watertato is?

watertucky 

"man where you at?"
"ghetto ass watertucky."
watertucky by lucky_killa April 8, 2010

do frogs have watertight assholes? 

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.
Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?