Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.
Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.
Watertown is known to experience all
four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional
psychopaths and it is quite shocking its
public high school is still standing.