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Water Man 

A person that always wears blue shirts and gets made fun of by his peers
Jake: HAHAHA LOOK AT WATER MAN
Parker: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
Water Man by 200iqdefiner June 11, 2018

Water Man 

Ksi's new charachter a 34 year old nonce who likes getting wet
Water Man by bigfatwank July 20, 2022

Stan the Water Man 

Stan the Water Man here to get you wet!
Stan the Water Man by Karasued April 7, 2019

Culligan Water Man 

The most powerful being in this realm, he will make you drink water, and you will like it
“The Culligan Water Man visited me last night, I was so scared”
Culligan Water Man by TheWaterMan December 6, 2019

Stan The Water Man 

not the guy from the Markiplier video, but instead the youtuber who makes videos of himself singing karaoke songs.
look, stan the water man posted a new karaoke video.
Stan The Water Man by STN-117 June 1, 2022

Water of Man 

Manly Fluids. Specifically Semen.
Umar ibn Saad had a condition in his anus that required him to put "The Water of Man" on his ailing rectum. This was a blatant coverup of his homosexual personality and need for anal penetration.
Water of Man by Zakir Naik February 18, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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