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A person that always wears blue shirts and gets made fun of by his peers
Jake: HAHAHA LOOK AT WATER MAN
Parker: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
by 200iqdefiner June 11, 2018
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the only true waterman on this earth can do almost all water activities in the ocean and flat water.
Ross Schwartz is a waterman
by jimmychavez April 01, 2010
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A person fully in-tune with the ocean. Enjoying all aspects of it and what it has to offer.
Dave Plossel thinks hes such a waterman but in reality all he does is sit around on spearboard, a true water man would be enjoying the ocean like tailsurfer
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A guy who is really at ease with all water activites. He is "the man" when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. He is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. Usually exudes an air of arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete knob. But still he is the king when it comes to water activities.(Isn't totally opposed to golden showers)
Chuck: Hey Woody, is that BJ ripping up that fat wake on his killer new board?

Woody: Sure is compadre, he's a real "waterman"
by Nathan Roberts June 24, 2005
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An intoxicating substance easily slipped into the drink of the opposite gender during camping trips, comicons, or Chuck Norris sponsored martial arts bouts.
"Well, Timmy, if yer too much of a schmuck to ask her out why not just slip a waterman into her diet cola while she has her back turned playing skeeball?" slurred my drunken uncle Lester.
by BranDAMN June 23, 2006
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A guy who is really at ease with all water activites. He is "the man" when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. He is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. Usually exudes an air of arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete knob. But still he is the king when it comes to water activities.(Isn't totally opposed to golden showers)
Chuck: Hey Woody, is that BJ ripping up that fat wake on his killer new board?

Woody: Sure is compadre, he's a real "waterman"
by Nathan Roberts June 24, 2005
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