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Water walker

Water walker is the nickname of a fictitious character created by P. F. Hamilton in his " The Void Trilogy ". He. presumably had the ability to walk on water, create fire, telekinesis, concealment and shapeshifting.
Hey! Who the fuck do you think you are ? The water walker ?
by thefirewalker December 4, 2010
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water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014
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He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025
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walked on water

A general term that means "impossible". Connected with a Bible depiction of Jesus walking on water
"Dude, an autistic kid just walked on water..."

"How?"

"They decoded FBI Code Mercury, ISTG that autistic is a savant"
by BlueyBro5842 April 27, 2021
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Waterwalker

One who thinks his shit doesn't stink and is unyielding to bend the rules. An idealist who believes he's been bestowed divine right and believes he can "walk on water", literally. One who takes it upon himself to enforce any and all rules with extreme prejudice. A hardass.
"Deuce is a Waterwalker"
by brian223ar October 7, 2008
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JC Waterwalker

Slang Term of Jesus, "son" of God
Christmas is JC Waterwalker's birthday
by analogkid July 8, 2011
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Walter Clements

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks
by NovemberIsDumb March 14, 2019
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