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water wanker 

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
water wanker by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water

walked on water 

A general term that means "impossible". Connected with a Bible depiction of Jesus walking on water
"Dude, an autistic kid just walked on water..."

"How?"

"They decoded FBI Code Mercury, ISTG that autistic is a savant"
walked on water by BlueyBro5842 April 27, 2021

Waterwalker

One who thinks his shit doesn't stink and is unyielding to bend the rules. An idealist who believes he's been bestowed divine right and believes he can "walk on water", literally. One who takes it upon himself to enforce any and all rules with extreme prejudice. A hardass.
"Deuce is a Waterwalker"
Waterwalker by brian223ar October 7, 2008

JC Waterwalker 

Slang Term of Jesus, "son" of God
Christmas is JC Waterwalker's birthday
JC Waterwalker by analogkid July 8, 2011

Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks