Water Hog 

The Water Pig is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. Usually a bitter person who is divorced and living with a skinny ass sick person who likes to screw the wet spot. Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a normal child or chase and ex-husband/wife down. Water Hogs have been clocked running at 30 km/h (19 mph) causing earth quakes of a magnitude of 6.6. They usually drive old sub-compact cars, vans, or land yauts.

Many that women is huge! You havn't seen nothing. I use to be married to that Water Hog. She's been known to run my truck off the road on foot.

Water Hog by thurston3rd June 13, 2010

water my hog 

A male having vaginal sex with a female

“Hey man,how did your date go last night?”

“Bro,we went back to my place and she let me water my hog.”

water my hog by Timmyp8823 December 19, 2018

Hog And Water 

Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.

Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.

Hog And Water by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Water Hogie 

When a sack of any material is full of water.

"Vito has a water hogie in his pants."

*Could be used for injection's for sexual arousal.

Water Hogie by Butter on a stick June 14, 2018