Water Drunk 

Drinking gallon after gallon of water, then the body's blood starts to thin, giving your body and mind the sensation of being drunk, even though it only lasts for a few minutes before it all gets ejected from the body, in more ways than one.

Hey, I heard Tim went to Kingston and got drunk off of alcohol and water.
Nah, he only got water drunk, he went to a water kegger.

Water Drunk by Seventeen Sno April 16, 2008

still-water drunk 

A point in drunkenness where you feel as if you are in completely still water

Jalen looks like he's in a trance dude.
No man he's just still-water drunk

still-water drunk by Kwp58 May 21, 2014

Smoke on the Water Drunk 

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.

Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk

Smoke on the Water Drunk by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010

Drunk Water 

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts clear liquor of any type and Sierra Mist. 7UP is acceptable if you live in an urban neighborhood. Good for when you need to act like you're drinking water.

Nope, it's drunk water!!

Drunk Water by Sambojangles March 25, 2011

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog 

The dog of many spirit animals. Taking the form of the squirrel most the time but also taking the form of the cow, seal, horse, whale, donkey, goat, eagle, panda, fish, sloth, snail, cheetah, pig, and also a older black woman, possibly Aunt Jemima.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog is the squirrel of the world.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog by trashymashy February 20, 2015

Boiled water drinker

A boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).

Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.

-"Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."

Boiled water drinker by Geozz June 18, 2018

Over Water Drink 

They also call it OWD. When someone drinks to much water making themselves drown.

One day...Gabriella Richardson brought in her bottle of water to school as always,refilling it every 20 minutes,untill sudenly,on the last lesson she drown because of the OWD (Over Water Drink).

Over Water Drink by Max Morell February 2, 2009