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Dish Water Bitch 

A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton
The woman at the post office was basic as fuck, and a complete dish water bitch

bitch water

So you're sitting in a movie theater and you're drunk and go to take a drink of you coke after eating the tasty popcorn, and it turns out to be some watered down bullshit pop.
bitch water by smhhhhhhhh October 14, 2011

bitch water

lite beer that is usually ordered by girls in order to get wasted, but save on the calories.
"Corrs light, please!" = "Some bitch water, please!"
bitch water by Silke May 13, 2005

Water break bitch 

A female whom enjoys/tollerates long marathon sex and requires a break for rehydration of both parties.
That chick last night was a water break bitch, I was parched half way through the session.
Water break bitch by The davis June 24, 2009

water-well bitch? 

A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.
Who do you think I am a millionaire. Your drinking Water-WELL BITCH?
water-well bitch? by eve1 June 25, 2024

Bitch wafer 

think of a skinny, white-trash, single mother with two-to-five kids, and goes out partying at 5 o'clock in the morning on Wednesday. These are women are bitch wafers.

Bitch wafers are the women that let their kids steal from the supermarket and fight each other with what they stole. Bitch wafers live in the suburbs and have messy houses that belong in the Inner Cities. Bitch wafers wear skimpy tank tops and have breath that smells like semen. Their kids will one day grow up to be mechanics; homeless drunks; crack addicts; terrible comedians; or musicians that play in dark, damp, crowded, smokey bars where everyone is too drunk to realize how terrible this band is.

It is debatable what social class they have to be in, but the majority are lower-middle class. Of the few that aren't middle class are Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
Did you hear about Britney Spears? She slept with 3 guys, but her baby is at home, alone! What a bitch wafeR!

Look at that bitch wafer checkin' you out at that table over there. I bet her kids mugged their teacher.

I heard Timmy's mom was a bitch wafer. She smells like beer and weed.
Bitch wafer by Houdini Splicer February 19, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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