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wastism
A way of life, whereby an individual, or as some may put it a wasteman wastes his life by constantly being late, says things and does not carry them out, dropping out of school as well as being un-coordinated which affects his/her running ability.
One day jonathan kelman received a call from his friends danny and dino. They asked him whether he wanted to go to the cinema to watch notorious. He replied yes. As the friends arrived at the cinema, at 11:30 pm they called kelman and asked where he was. He replied he was out at dinner with his dad: an example of someone who belongs to the life of wastism.
Wastism
Wastism by youngpretender May 10, 2009
Westism
A person afflicted with an ego comparable to that of Kanye West. One who engages in West-type behavior such as: public meltdowns when criticized and blogging in all caps to display displeasure. Someone with a case of Westism may frequently declare him/herself to be the voice of a generation or hold dubious opinions regarding race and politics.
Me: Man, did you see how she reacted when I told her I didn't like her outfit? Girls got a serious case of Westism, I'm surprised she could fit in her car.
Westism by DarkBlueRose February 9, 2009
Waltism
A cult formulated on November 1st, 2019 with a set goal to praise the creator of all things WALTER WARNER. This cult surrounds sacred 11th month of the year as it is recognized as a time to repent for one's sins by not releasing the Eternal NUTT. In this cult, there are many prayers, commandments, daily blogs from the scribes and even genesis. To spread Waltism there is a universal sign to show loyalty (Forming a W with both hands) this will repel all anti-waltist.
Genesis 1:1
In the beginning, there was only Walt. He was everything, and in his imminence, he created all. With his great knowledge, he created man, but he was lonely, so he gave man a hand. He also gave man a penis, which was his lover, his muse. With his hand, he made love to his penis and floweth from it came the juice of the eternal. However, man became too greedy, and he abused this gift of pleasure. During the Eleventh Month, our God and Savior Walter forbids us to release the NUTT of the eternal in order to purify ourselves of the mortal world and ascend into a higher being. Whoever NUTTS during the sacred month is hereby smited and banished to the Nether realm.
Genesis 1:1
In the beginning, there was only Walt. He was everything, and in his imminence, he created all. With his great knowledge, he created man, but he was lonely, so he gave man a hand. He also gave man a penis, which was his lover, his muse. With his hand, he made love to his penis and floweth from it came the juice of the eternal. However, man became too greedy, and he abused this gift of pleasure. During the Eleventh Month, our God and Savior Walter forbids us to release the NUTT of the eternal in order to purify ourselves of the mortal world and ascend into a higher being. Whoever NUTTS during the sacred month is hereby smited and banished to the Nether realm.
Waltism by The Juice Eternal November 4, 2019
wastish
to do with, or pertaining to, a waste or wasteman
examples include bunning the reefer and being late for everything
examples include bunning the reefer and being late for everything
wastish by lazerbullet December 24, 2007
waistism
-Creepy Chris said I couldnt see my own toes, he is a waistist.
-The fat kid farted in class, obviously because he is fat (waistist comment/belief)
-Who ate all the brownies, must have been fatty. (waistism)
-I'm sure you would like a cookie, fatty (waistism)
-The fat kid farted in class, obviously because he is fat (waistist comment/belief)
-Who ate all the brownies, must have been fatty. (waistism)
-I'm sure you would like a cookie, fatty (waistism)
waistism by Matt Henry, Rick Riggi, Pat Parker May 12, 2008
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