Waltism

A cult formulated on November 1st, 2019 with a set goal to praise the creator of all things WALTER WARNER. This cult surrounds sacred 11th month of the year as it is recognized as a time to repent for one's sins by not releasing the Eternal NUTT. In this cult, there are many prayers, commandments, daily blogs from the scribes and even genesis. To spread Waltism there is a universal sign to show loyalty (Forming a W with both hands) this will repel all anti-waltist.

Genesis 1:1
In the beginning, there was only Walt. He was everything, and in his imminence, he created all. With his great knowledge, he created man, but he was lonely, so he gave man a hand. He also gave man a penis, which was his lover, his muse. With his hand, he made love to his penis and floweth from it came the juice of the eternal. However, man became too greedy, and he abused this gift of pleasure. During the Eleventh Month, our God and Savior Walter forbids us to release the NUTT of the eternal in order to purify ourselves of the mortal world and ascend into a higher being. Whoever NUTTS during the sacred month is hereby smited and banished to the Nether realm.

Do you believe in Waltism?

Yeah, I sure am and am apart of the Church of Walt.

Waltism by The Juice Eternal November 4, 2019

Waltism

A culture, typically defined/noted as the practice of walrus fighting, ralalarrrarar'ing, dipping tusks in blood, and wearing high socks as the culture's clothing. Waltism evolves from monkeyism, as a walrus is superior to a monkey. The culture also recognizes women as needing to stay in the kitchen the minute they learn to cook, and never coming out of the kitchen. The culture also looks down upon bulldog women, as bulldog women are considered large disgraces to all of Earth.

The United Walrus Fighting Championship (UWFC) practiced Waltism, as it promoted walrus fighting and bloody tusks.

Waltism by WalrusKing96 December 3, 2010

Wastism 

If something is being wasted it is wastism

That’s wastism he said as the tap ran

Wastism by Yozi785 March 24, 2022

wautism 

The act of smoking so much Weed you become temporarily Autistic.
Or the potential risk associated with some strains of weed.

"Last night I got so stoned I became Wautistic. It took me 5 minutes just to open the door for the pizza guy. I blankly stared at him through the glass but couldn't make eye contact."

"I only smoke the dankest strains, you know the strains that have a risk of Wautism."

wautism by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn November 21, 2016

Wallism 

A religion where people believe that the wall will protect them from anything

I believe that walls will protect me. I will join this wallism religion

Wallism by NotCrayze October 22, 2020

wastism 

A way of life, whereby an individual, or as some may put it a wasteman wastes his life by constantly being late, says things and does not carry them out, dropping out of school as well as being un-coordinated which affects his/her running ability.

One day jonathan kelman received a call from his friends danny and dino. They asked him whether he wanted to go to the cinema to watch notorious. He replied yes. As the friends arrived at the cinema, at 11:30 pm they called kelman and asked where he was. He replied he was out at dinner with his dad: an example of someone who belongs to the life of wastism.

wastism by danamit May 21, 2009

autism wautism 

fucking retard

Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded

Doc: autism wautism

autism wautism by freddyfatbear August 14, 2023