A cult formulated on November 1st, 2019 with a set goal to praise the creator of all things WALTER WARNER. This cult surrounds sacred 11th month of the year as it is recognized as a time to repent for one's sins by not releasing the Eternal NUTT. In this cult, there are many prayers, commandments, daily blogs from the scribes and even genesis. To spread Waltism there is a universal sign to show loyalty (Forming a W with both hands) this will repel all anti-waltist.
Genesis 1:1
In the beginning, there was only Walt. He was everything, and in his imminence, he created all. With his great knowledge, he created man, but he was lonely, so he gave man a hand. He also gave man a penis, which was his lover, his muse. With his hand, he made love to his penis and floweth from it came the juice of the eternal. However, man became too greedy, and he abused this gift of pleasure. During the Eleventh Month, our God and Savior Walter forbids us to release the NUTT of the eternal in order to purify ourselves of the mortal world and ascend into a higher being. Whoever NUTTS during the sacred month is hereby smited and banished to the Nether realm.
Genesis 1:1
In the beginning, there was only Walt. He was everything, and in his imminence, he created all. With his great knowledge, he created man, but he was lonely, so he gave man a hand. He also gave man a penis, which was his lover, his muse. With his hand, he made love to his penis and floweth from it came the juice of the eternal. However, man became too greedy, and he abused this gift of pleasure. During the Eleventh Month, our God and Savior Walter forbids us to release the NUTT of the eternal in order to purify ourselves of the mortal world and ascend into a higher being. Whoever NUTTS during the sacred month is hereby smited and banished to the Nether realm.
by The Juice Eternal November 4, 2019
A culture, typically defined/noted as the practice of walrus fighting, ralalarrrarar'ing, dipping tusks in blood, and wearing high socks as the culture's clothing. Waltism evolves from monkeyism, as a walrus is superior to a monkey. The culture also recognizes women as needing to stay in the kitchen the minute they learn to cook, and never coming out of the kitchen. The culture also looks down upon bulldog women, as bulldog women are considered large disgraces to all of Earth.
The United Walrus Fighting Championship (UWFC) practiced Waltism, as it promoted walrus fighting and bloody tusks.
by WalrusKing96 December 2, 2010