Wassif

The canadian accented version of what if

"so wassif we go outside and it rains all day"

by KitKat691 August 23, 2016

WASSIE

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

I am a wassie.

by wassie69 November 1, 2023

wassie

A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.

*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*

by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019

Wassima

A smart and beautiful girl. Don't fuck with her because she's going to get your ass with Karma. She's a strong and great leader. She is good with people and you can trust her. She is not a liar and if it comes to it she'll fight for what she loves.

Do you know her? I've heard of her, her name is Wassima. They say you better don't fuck with her beacause she's going to get your ass.

by (JustSomeone) February 26, 2017

Wussification

The process of becoming a wimp and a pussy, also known as a wussy.

The wussification of America is still in the early stages and can be stopped if we act quick. This is an ongoing problem that has been developing among many American males. Instead of getting outside and playing sports, they are inside playing video games day dreamin about the next PlayStation console. Instead of drinking Cognac, Wiskey and IPA's, they are sipping on Strawberry Truly's, Mango Bubbly's and Mimosas. Instead of heading to the bar to pick up some mami's, they are netflix and chilling with their girlfriend Jill. Someone please teach these poor millennial men what manly activities are again so all the beautiful women do not move to Russia.

by DannyDimes December 16, 2020

Wussification

Wussification is the systematic sissyfying of men

Men use to be real men, now they are becoming wimpy and sissy like ( wussification), afraid to speak up now, afraid to take charge or command, losing their mojo, all this because of our politically correct society.

by J Masta Blasta February 20, 2013

Wassim

The best of the best, extremely sexy and handsome, his name stands for handsome in arabic so it only makes sense, always has a smile on his face, usually has a group of 5 friends and spends most of his time on social media, had many crushes but he never had a girlfriend

Girl: Who's that handsome looking boy?
Guy: That's my homie wassim

by A random dude. April 23, 2019