How to perform “The William Wallace”

Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.

Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”

Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing

The William Wallace by Maskalawia July 11, 2014

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The God Wall

1. The point in a rational discussion or debate in which one side's argument is ultimately found to rely on one's belief in God or a particular dogmatic religious tenet. This is known as the God Wall, or the point where reason, logic, evidence, and empirical observations smash futilely against the ironclad stance of faith with little to no persuasive impact on the argument or position being discussed.

2. A protective shield or mental block used by religious believers to ward off any and all arguments used against their faith-based worldview.

"So why don't you think that Gay marriage is acceptable?"

"Because homosexuality is a sin, it’s not natural, and marriage should just be for heterosexual couples who want to start a family."

"But homosexuality occurs in most species, and scientists have shown us that its occurrence is a near universal phenomenon in nature. Further, mental health professionals have found that same sex couples make perfectly adequate parents and you don't have to be married to have a loving family. Why do you support discrimination against a minority group?"

"Oh, well, it’s God's law and He's all knowing and infallible. Plus, it’s in the Bible."

“Ahh, I seem to have backed you up against the God Wall in this conversation since my well reasoned arguments based in logic and evidence have had no impact on your stance."

"I'll pray for you, you heathen sinner."

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Great Wall of China

A hard smack in the balls

How was the party last night?
It was a great time! I got schwifty and Mary-Kate gave me a Great Wall of China!

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Wallad

The biggest form of wasteman you can possibly imagine.

Michael: oi nah this water tastes bare weird
Nathan: thats bleach. you wallad

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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