Washing machine.
Washing machine.
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washing machine
washing machine by Jay Jeeva May 13, 2005
Washing Machine
It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick
Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
Washing Machine by Chadagonia March 15, 2015
Washing Machine
Washing Machine by Witherstorm April 14, 2021
washing machine
When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.
washing machine by Olivia E November 5, 2006
Washing Machine
During anal sex with a woman you pee up her ass and gyrate your hips in a circular motion whilst making a wooshing sound.
Washing Machine by DEMuahahah June 29, 2011
washing machine
miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.
washing machine by 8_Balled March 13, 2005
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