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A woman whom, just like a washing machine, you can dump your load into and it wont follow you around for 6 months telling you that it loves you.
Dude, She's 16! If you hit that her and those giggly annoying ass friends of hers will stalk you like a pack of hyenas. You need to ditch this bitch and get yourself a washing machine.
by David From Austin September 17, 2007
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During anal sex with a woman you pee up her ass and gyrate your hips in a circular motion whilst making a wooshing sound.
I turned her into a washing machine last night now shes cleaning shit up all day
by DEMuahahah June 27, 2011
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giant vibrator for women or men . . . . . eeeewwwwwwww.
miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.
by 8_Balled March 13, 2005
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When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.
Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!
by Olivia E November 05, 2006
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a bird whose so loose that u have to perform a circular motion to touch the sides
damn shes had so much in her shes a washing machine
by brent April 04, 2003
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A term when performing oral sex on a dude, the other person will use soap as lube and roll his balls around in his/her mouth.
Dude 1: "Man, last night was great, she gave me a washing machine."
Dude 2: "Oh really, what kind of soap did she use, I find dawn to work the best!"
by No need to mention me January 26, 2006
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