Washdog

The process of shaking dry when lacking a towel and refusing to air dry over time. The process usually flings water to and fro as a mangy mutt would.

"Dammit, I forgot it was laundry day and I had to washdog myself dry all over my room."

"Did you bring towels to the pool? No? I guess we're washdogging it."

Washdog by Gookenhymen May 2, 2012

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Washdogs

When u find some unfunny shit the funniest fuckin thing in the universe for a small amount of time before realising that it aint funny

Bob: ah mate I just saw an old lady taking her dog for a walk where it took a shite and she just stuck an american flag in it, I had a full washdogs
Greg: noice

Washdogs by Yaboibob March 1, 2020

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Kentucky Washdown

The act of eating a large greasy bucket of KFC and then proceeding to use the greasy chicken skins to lube and pleasure yourself

Dave went to KFC the other day... I went into his room and caught him giving himself a Kentucky washdown - it was rough

Kentucky Washdown by Hobolarry December 19, 2012

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Raw water washdown

A marine hookup used to supply lake/ocean water from underneath the boat as a means for cleaning, etc. It is not a sex thing you filthy barnacle.

Eric used the raw water washdown to clean the bloodstains from the swim platform.

Raw water washdown by Aaayyyyyyyooooooo August 14, 2019

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spiritual washdown

a description of an energy healing session; a therapeutic session encompassing the whole person; removal of blocks from any aspect of a person's life; a session that works with a person on all levels (physical, emotional, mental, energetic, spiritual); a phrase that enables energy healers to describe what they do to people who have no idea about complementary / alternative healing modalities without having to resort to saying "no, it's nothing to do with your house utilities".

- Could I book a spiritual washdown with you;

- A spiritual washdown is just what I need;

- I love the description "spiritual washdown, it describes what you do so well
- If you're feeling blocked in some aspect of your life, a spiritual washdown will help you move forward with a new sense of excitement and clarity

spiritual washdown by Mundleberrypie August 8, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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