2 definitions by Yaboibob

Golden shit

A shit so glorious and perfect that one does not need to wipe ones arse

Greg: lads I had the golden shit just now
Gary: king
Steve: king
All of humanity: king
God: king
Danny DeVito: my equal

by Yaboibob April 9, 2020

Washdogs

When u find some unfunny shit the funniest fuckin thing in the universe for a small amount of time before realising that it aint funny

Bob: ah mate I just saw an old lady taking her dog for a walk where it took a shite and she just stuck an american flag in it, I had a full washdogs
Greg: noice

by Yaboibob March 1, 2020