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(verb) to pass gas while masturbating
portmanteau of the verbs 'to wank' and 'to fart'
He's very weird, he likes warting. I've seen him do it multiple times
Warting by Gourd_44 October 1, 2021
(verb) to pass gas in the midst of masturbation
portmanteau of the verbs: 'to wank' and 'to fart'
I honestly couldn't believe it myself, but he likes warting
Warting by Gourd_44 October 1, 2021
East Texan slang for being annoyingly affectionate through pestering, clinging, or physical touch to someone or something.
Quit warting the cat he doesn’t like it!!
Warting by M_dog97 May 17, 2026

Turtle Warting 

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day
we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

Vaginal Warting 

The act of going on anothers facebook, or while the person who is logged in is not looking, and changing thier status to "Vaginal warts".
Vaginal Warting by Clevis June 22, 2010

Wiseguy Warning 

It's when a mafioso, OG or gangsta puts a phonebook on someone's chest and fires a medium velocity handgun right against it. Thick phonebooks are known to stop .22, .45, and .38 bullets. It's common practice among goodfellas.
That guy got a Wiseguy Warning, he payed his dues not too long after. Rocco was ordered to give the guy a Wiseguy Warning.
Wiseguy Warning by Ascot1111 January 19, 2023
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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