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A good ole time with an old midget stripper from WWII.
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Warjob by AMW143 June 14, 2017
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Modern Warjob 

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare
Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"
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WarRobotDoge

A Mineplex Youtuber who is constantly getting banned for no reason. He is banned on almost every platform.
WarRobotDoge was very niggardly last night.
WarRobotDoge by WarRobotDoge February 11, 2023

WarRobotDoge

WarRobotDoge is a Mineplex YouTuber who is known for his skills in various games, particularly Minecraft. Handsome/Brilliant has been playing Minecraft for over 25,000 hours, with 2,400 of those hours on Mineplex alone. WarRobotDoge is currently at level 84 on Mineplex and has also played over 250 hours of CSGO. Handsome/Brilliant is trying to make a career out of YouTube and has gained a following of over 24,000 followers on Twitter, 2,000 on YouTube, and 5,000 on Instagram. However, despite Handsome/Brilliant's success, he has faced a number of challenges, including false accusations of hacking racism, and being niggardly. Handsome/Brilliant often encounters Dogephobic individuals.
WarRobotDoge’s pronouns are Handsome/Brilliant.
Background: This word was developed one late night at university of illinois hendrick house in the mid 90s. I was playing scrabble with the local dorm skank. On the skank theme, I created this word which refers to any sexual function that provides a release of the wad which is typically male or female semen. Examples of jobs that help create this wad would be a handjob or blowjob.
Bill just got a great wadjob that left a stain on his pants from Monica.
wadjob by Shawn Sadd May 11, 2008
The wagjob is considered to be the most intense, painful, and utterly gayest and most homoerotic form of sex, ever. It involves eight condoms, six dicks, three plastic bags, a towel and a stork. Only performed by the gayest possible men on earth. The wagjob has only been performed one time in history, and even then, three of the participants as well as the stork died. It is essentially, completely fucked up.
Gangsta: Ay man, those gay dudes are having a wagjob!
Balla: Shit, thats fuckin gay as fuck man.
Gangsta: Damn dude! One of em just died!
Balla: Gay ass fags, check his wallet for cash.
Gangsta: Aight..
Wagjob by cdogg23 November 9, 2007
secret camp boyfriend who hangs out with you when your actual boyfriend isn't in the mood to go shoe shopping or watch chick flicks.
When i wanted to see "The Notebook", my boyfriend didn't want to come, so i called up my wardobe and he went with me...after wards we went shoe shopping.
wardobe by JerryHughes January 19, 2018
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