Wagjob 

The wagjob is considered to be the most intense, painful, and utterly gayest and most homoerotic form of sex, ever. It involves eight condoms, six dicks, three plastic bags, a towel and a stork. Only performed by the gayest possible men on earth. The wagjob has only been performed one time in history, and even then, three of the participants as well as the stork died. It is essentially, completely fucked up.

Gangsta: Ay man, those gay dudes are having a wagjob!
Balla: Shit, thats fuckin gay as fuck man.
Gangsta: Damn dude! One of em just died!
Balla: Gay ass fags, check his wallet for cash.
Gangsta: Aight..

Wagjob by cdogg23 November 9, 2007

wadjob 

Background: This word was developed one late night at university of illinois hendrick house in the mid 90s. I was playing scrabble with the local dorm skank. On the skank theme, I created this word which refers to any sexual function that provides a release of the wad which is typically male or female semen. Examples of jobs that help create this wad would be a handjob or blowjob.

Bill just got a great wadjob that left a stain on his pants from Monica.

wadjob by Shawn Sadd May 11, 2008

Modern Warjob 

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare

Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"

Modern Warjob by Modern Warjob Expert VI July 25, 2010

Warjob 

A good ole time with an old midget stripper from WWII.

Warjob, Warzone

Warjob by AMW143 June 14, 2017

Wagooba

Fat female which wants to be thin but does nothin for it.

Guy: Did u see dat Wagooba?
Me: No.

Wagooba by BIG Shield 73 August 3, 2018

waxjob 

Back in the day, when a man would get the drip, the doc would slap his other head with a wooden mallet to break up the infection. This wouldn't really do anything for the infection, but there are stories of wax shooting out of their ears, hence the term.

As a figure of speech, this has been applied interchangeably with getting one's PP slapped for a variety of reasons.

I pissed my boss off and I'm pretty sure I just got a waxjob (writeup).

My girl found out I went to the stripclub instead of fishing the other day and gave me a waxjob (asschewing) when I got back.

waxjob by Quarrydog September 22, 2023