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A group of ultra conservative angry men with sovereign citizen tendencies who rant about the world. They think they can take on anyone, when in fact they have zero skills, discipline, or ability to do so. They also like to cosplay as soldiers to make up for their impotence.
Jason likes to rant about how his little warband of angry old white dudes will take on the authorities when they think it has wronged them, but they don't realize they will fail miserably.
Warband by rainbowking February 16, 2023
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wardagang 

A fast, mofo and American Pie Soldier. Also known as the next Lebron James and can shoot hoops till his dad pilots them out
Wardagang better get here before bean boy starts the rec championship game
wardagang by BEANBOY732 April 16, 2019

Warbakanard 

When the war of Bankok erupted into an all out cat orgy of the adrenaline filled nautical space felines.

Or

When you see something so funny that you automatically jizz and sh!t yourself at the same time and its usually so hard that you bust a nard and spurt blood from your anus.
Holyy sh!t nut I just saw Lindsey Lohan f#cking a platapus! I think Im gonna Warbakanard!
Warbakanard by PregnantPenguinLovr February 24, 2011

Warragul 

Kurnai word for Wild dog.
Also a pretty rad town. Has too many hair dressers and real estate agents.
Lets goto Warragul
Warragul by Crowebar July 17, 2010

Mount&Blade Warband

Mount&Blade Warband is the upcoming expansion to Taleworld's Action/RPG/Strategy game, Mount&Blade.

Warband will enhanced Mount&Blade with additional armors, weapons, and even enhancements like improved artificial intelligence and graphics.

One of the key features of Warband is the addition of multiplayer battles for up to 64 players. Currently, there is a beta test for the multiplayer portion and many of the Taleworlds forum members have been chosen.

The release date is currently set for Q1 of 2010.
"I checked my e-mail this morning and I got invited to the Mount&Blade Warband beta!!!"

"With Warband, we can finally have some better freaking battles. No more 'run run run run run fight fight fight fight over'."
Mount&Blade Warband by BaldurThor August 27, 2009

Modern Warfag

Somebody who plays Modern Warfare 2 too much
Guy 1: Hey let's see if Steve can go to the movies with us

Guy 2: No man he's on a Modern Warfare 2 binge. He hasn't left his basement for three days!

Guy 1: What a Modern Warfag.
Modern Warfag by Undead x4x rent February 20, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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