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Noun: A dark chocolate man with the attitude of a 6 year old girl.
He incessantly mumbles, and the only word that can be deciphered from the grumbling is the word "cunt".
He does not know how to argue, and when he loses an argument, he becomes butthurt.
He cannot help but wrestle every man in sight to prove his gayness.
When he attempts send a text message, it becomes nothing but complete gibberish to the receiver.
He also is a total creeper when it comes to people's mothers.

Verb: To pussy out of the Navy. Twice.
Example 1: God, quit being such a Wandick and speak the fuck up!

Example 2:
White Dude: Hey, check out that fine bitch with an hourglass body.
A Wandick: (Mumbling) Naw cunt, I'd rather go chubby chasing, even though I claim to tell everyone that they must be in peak physical condition, cunt.
Wandick by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx August 21, 2009
Related Words
A turd that escapes down the bowl without breaking or being disturbed in any way.
I flushed and watched as the Winnick swirled away, completely unblemished and unruffled, oblivious to the toilet water surounding it.
winnick by K. Thompson July 10, 2003
1. A lump or chunk of undisturbed feces.
2. An roguish person that gets away with his unprincipled behavior scot-free.
This particular winnick had squandered billions of dollars yet told tales of great philanthropy.
winnick by K. Thompson July 11, 2003
I just took a big Winnick
winnick by Chosney July 9, 2003
Why-nique

A complete anus turtle
I didnt even have to wipe my arse after the winnick was deployed!
winnick by Stylee September 26, 2003

Winnick's Law 

No matter how disgusting, disturbing, or sad an image, video or article on the Internet may be, somebody somewhere is masturbating to it right now.
"You know somebody's pullin' it to that story about the lost puppy. Winnick's Law."
Winnick's Law by Colonel_Panic April 22, 2014