Definitions by Colonel_Panic
Work Pizza
Delivery or carryout from the Domino's pizza chain.
So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.
So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.
Work Pizza by Colonel_Panic November 12, 2023
PGO
Personal Growth Opportunity
A negative experience, usually recounted with a butthurt attitude, that could be viewed more constructively as an opportunity to correct a personal shortcoming.
A negative experience, usually recounted with a butthurt attitude, that could be viewed more constructively as an opportunity to correct a personal shortcoming.
"My ex was so mean, telling me I'm lazy and smelly."
"Consider it a PGO. Get off your ass and do some laundry."
"Consider it a PGO. Get off your ass and do some laundry."
PGO by Colonel_Panic May 30, 2017
Winnick's Law
No matter how disgusting, disturbing, or sad an image, video or article on the Internet may be, somebody somewhere is masturbating to it right now.
Winnick's Law by Colonel_Panic April 22, 2014