Winnick's Law

No matter how disgusting, disturbing, or sad an image, video or article on the Internet may be, somebody somewhere is masturbating to it right now.
"You know somebody's pullin' it to that story about the lost puppy. Winnick's Law."
by Colonel_Panic March 15, 2014
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PGO

Personal Growth Opportunity

A negative experience, usually recounted with a butthurt attitude, that could be viewed more constructively as an opportunity to correct a personal shortcoming.
"My ex was so mean, telling me I'm lazy and smelly."

"Consider it a PGO. Get off your ass and do some laundry."
by Colonel_Panic May 31, 2017
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Work Pizza

Delivery or carryout from the Domino's pizza chain.

So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.
"Anyplace but Domino's. This ain't the office, I don't want no work pizza."
by Colonel_Panic November 12, 2023
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