4 definitions by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx

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Noun: A dark chocolate man with the attitude of a 6 year old girl.
He incessantly mumbles, and the only word that can be deciphered from the grumbling is the word "cunt".
He does not know how to argue, and when he loses an argument, he becomes butthurt.
He cannot help but wrestle every man in sight to prove his gayness.
When he attempts send a text message, it becomes nothing but complete gibberish to the receiver.
He also is a total creeper when it comes to people's mothers.

Verb: To pussy out of the Navy. Twice.
Example 1: God, quit being such a Wandick and speak the fuck up!

Example 2:
White Dude: Hey, check out that fine bitch with an hourglass body.
A Wandick: (Mumbling) Naw cunt, I'd rather go chubby chasing, even though I claim to tell everyone that they must be in peak physical condition, cunt.
by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx August 21, 2009
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Noun: The arch rival and nemesis of Ballsy Marge. She was made to balance the world. Without Sweet, Sweet Heidi, Ballsy Marge would be able to roam rampant and free. Sweet, Sweet Heidi is the archetype of everything that is good and altruistic (and she's probably ridiculously hot).
God, I'm glad Sweet, Sweet Heidi is here to make the party better. Ballsy Marge was being a bitch and flipping tables over and hitting everyone in the nuts.
by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx October 05, 2009
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Noun: A beast of a woman (we think?) that stalks the halls of Stevenson College. She is a legend both inside and outside of the bedroom. If everyone is too big of a pussy to do something incredibly stupid or disgusting, Ballsy Marge was the go-to person. She's done some crazy shit that most of us wouldn't be proud of.
Example 1: Ballsy Marge was the first person to climb Tree 9. She then proceeded to jump down onto a freshman and crush him to death. She looked the kid's parents straight in the eye and said "It wasn't me." Then she fucked the parents. Fucking ballsy.

Example 2: Ballsy Marge is ballsy enough to shower in the suicide chamber. Every day. She gave the shower stall that name because anyone tough enough to shower in that stall ended up committing suicide.
by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx October 05, 2009
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Verb: When one drinks gasoline, expels said gasoline in the near future on to some one, and lights the stream of gas-piss in mid-stream, resulting in a cock flamethrower.

The person then dies a miserable piss fueled fire related death.
I just drank half a gallon of gasoline just so I can give this dumbass a Flaming Golden Shower. Fucker deserves to die.
by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx October 05, 2009
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