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Wankfodder 

Material (e.g. Pictures, Movies etc) used to wank over
I need to find some wankfodder on the net
Wankfodder by Jah! April 16, 2006

Wankfodder 

A Girl/Woman that is so good looking every man she meets has a wank thinking about her.
X: Mary is soooooo fine
Y: She is definatley wankfodder
Wankfodder by Reffa May 8, 2005

wankworthy 

When Something is Just Phwaaaaaaaaaar!
Example a Very Sexy Girl!
Dude that Porno was Wankworthy
Damn KazZ and Lucass are wankworthy :D
wankworthy by KazZ and Lucas March 10, 2008

WankWombling HorseCunt 

A name given to someone that’s done you wrong or lies to you.

Normally reserved for Poloticians but can be given to ANYONE that’s annoyed you
You Sir are a WankWombling HorseCunt
Colloquial, mid eastern, British term for wanker.
He is such a wankeod
Wankeod by dtskillz June 1, 2011

Wankwonker 

An average, or below average, looking man who thinks he's entitled to a pornstar girlfriend because he spends a lot of time on the internet wanking off to images of high-class Instawhores who regularly undertake 'shoots' in the pools of 5 star hotels sat on inflatable flamingos with their fake tits hanging out in order to impress wealthy men. He's easily flattered when 'models' on social media 'like' his boring pictures thinking they genuinely want to meet him when they are simply flattering him in order to sell their wares.
'Model': I enjoy very much today the shoot in Park Lane Grosvenor. I advertising famous Miska fasion house. So how did you find me?
Wankwonker: I just followed #blonde on Instagram. I'm really flattered that you 'liked' my picture of Blockchain distributed ledger technology. So what are you doing this evening? Fancy popping down to my local in Gravesend?
Wankwonker by Kitty Eliz March 11, 2018