Wankwonker 

An average, or below average, looking man who thinks he's entitled to a pornstar girlfriend because he spends a lot of time on the internet wanking off to images of high-class Instawhores who regularly undertake 'shoots' in the pools of 5 star hotels sat on inflatable flamingos with their fake tits hanging out in order to impress wealthy men. He's easily flattered when 'models' on social media 'like' his boring pictures thinking they genuinely want to meet him when they are simply flattering him in order to sell their wares.

'Model': I enjoy very much today the shoot in Park Lane Grosvenor. I advertising famous Miska fasion house. So how did you find me?
Wankwonker: I just followed #blonde on Instagram. I'm really flattered that you 'liked' my picture of Blockchain distributed ledger technology. So what are you doing this evening? Fancy popping down to my local in Gravesend?

Wankwonker by Kitty Eliz March 11, 2018

Wankmongerer 

Usu. a huge twat who also has a problem with chronic masturbation

your mate: "Hey did you see the new Kanye vid, dude?"
you: "No, he's a wankmongerer!"

Wankmongerer by anonymousmouse23 September 16, 2009

Wankmongering Twatfish 

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.

Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

Wankmongering Twatfish by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

Wankmonger

A person with a particular fondness for masterbation.

Eugene is a Wankmonger who doesn't have an original thought in his head!

Wankmonger by Norm Fasey November 3, 2006

Wanktanker 

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.

1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.

Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

Wanktankerous 

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.

Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.

Wanktankerous by FogeyTron November 4, 2011

Winkwonkee 

Vagina. Deep crevis. Hole. Donut. Cake. Muffin.

I want to winkwonk her winkwonkee

Winkwonkee by Lolno321 May 28, 2016