wankwork

A work of art that is done purely for self-gratification. Usually produced by a wanker.

Will Ferrell is starting to star in films that are nothing but wankwork.

by etanracnil October 7, 2008

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wankworthy

When Something is Just Phwaaaaaaaaaar!
Example a Very Sexy Girl!

Dude that Porno was Wankworthy
Damn KazZ and Lucass are wankworthy :D

by KazZ and Lucas March 10, 2008

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An average, or below average, looking man who thinks he's entitled to a pornstar girlfriend because he spends a lot of time on the internet wanking off to images of high-class Instawhores who regularly undertake 'shoots' in the pools of 5 star hotels sat on inflatable flamingos with their fake tits hanging out in order to impress wealthy men. He's easily flattered when 'models' on social media 'like' his boring pictures thinking they genuinely want to meet him when they are simply flattering him in order to sell their wares.

'Model': I enjoy very much today the shoot in Park Lane Grosvenor. I advertising famous Miska fasion house. So how did you find me?
Wankwonker: I just followed #blonde on Instagram. I'm really flattered that you 'liked' my picture of Blockchain distributed ledger technology. So what are you doing this evening? Fancy popping down to my local in Gravesend?

by Kitty Eliz March 11, 2018

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WankWordBingo

Occurs in business meetings when individuals use 5 or more annoying buzzwords or jargon never used before the year 2000. For example “reach out”, “low hanging fruit”, “talk to that”, “open the kimono” and so on. Double-points if someone over the age of 50, who knows these words are bs, uses them to try to impress their younger and/or American peers.

Sylvia had to stop herself from yelling out “WANKWORDBINGO!” during a meeting when her colleague Alan used the word “leverage”.

by SPJohns August 27, 2020

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