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wanklet
Caught my brother watching the new entourage Movie wearing his wanklet.
Don't touch Jesse's wanklet you may get pregnant
Don't touch Jesse's wanklet you may get pregnant
wanklet by vandesauce August 31, 2016
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wanklet
wanklet by twinklysparkles May 31, 2006
Wanklet
Wanklet by Firefly Button August 10, 2017
wanklet
A person (or act) that performs obnoxiously self‑important, fake‑deep influencer behavior—usually involving overpriced smoothies, crypto “wisdom,” pseudo‑spiritual Instagram quotes, or “daily gratitude reflections” no one asked for.
“Bro just posted another shirtless video talking about inner peace while promoting his NFT yoga retreat. Classic wanklet.”
“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”
“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”
wanklet by MC McCancel June 12, 2025
rip van wankle
rip van wankle by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014
winklet
winklet by RPG Fangirl March 27, 2010
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