2 definitions by vandesauce

wanklet

A blanket used for wanking , masturbating

Caught my brother watching the new entourage Movie wearing his wanklet.

Don't touch Jesse's wanklet you may get pregnant

by vandesauce February 24, 2016

Townie

A person who is fake as fuck. An airhead. Boarderline retarded . A true back stabber. They think you're their friend but then talk shit behind your back. A person who despises the life they made for themselves and tries to live yours . They think they're your friend but in all reality they're you worst enemy . They'll steal all your friends and do anything to make your life more difficult .

Hey throw a pallet on some townie keeps putting wet wood on the fire.

by vandesauce March 12, 2017