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dog wank 

a dog having a wank. sometimes for prolonged periods of time if they don't have balls
sarah: "harry's having a dog wank in the middle of the garden"
emma: "serious? dude that's top!"
sarah: "nah"
dog wank by sarah July 18, 2004

Dog Wank 

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful
"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch
Dog Wank by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022
1) Derogatory term for a person who is more than your average cunt.

2) A person who administers hand relief to canines.
1) "That guy dave is a total wankdog!"

2) "Murdock told me loves dogs, but I didn't think he was an actual wankdog"
Wankdog by killaTsells January 22, 2009