Wanglation

To wangle something, or the process and negotiations of wangling something.

"I tried to wangle next week off work. Wanglation was successful!!".

by mr wangle January 22, 2009

Wankation

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.

Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*

by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

Wadulation

An extremely messed up situation or thing.....

I went to the cable company to get some extra time to pay my bill. Talked to 15 different people and they still shut my shit off. What a wadulation.

Monday was a total wadulation......

by Mr which is better "1 or 2". May 27, 2010

wangulation

Death by asphyxiation whilst taking matters into your own hand.

Did you hear that illbert was found dead in the same manner as Michael Hutchence?

What?!

Yeah, you know he liked a strangle wank, right?

Omg! We were warned about wangulation in our self help group!

by DerpDiggler June 1, 2018

Wankation

When you haven't jacked off in a while.

*Girl jacks guy off*

Girl: OMG! thats a lot of damn cum.

Guy: Yeh well ive been on wankation.

by Masterman09999 August 7, 2011

manglation

a purposefully wrong translation.

I thew my mother off my trail when she found the manglation of the dummy diary I had hidden for her.

In Shartak.com this is an example of manglation. "Carved on the wall is some writing in a strange language. It reads 'Humeth Du Dubar, nuhthivarshur Wuhlunorreth.'” It means something, but without a knowledge skill, you will never know.

by CyAdora July 6, 2008