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Wanglation

To wangle something, or the process and negotiations of wangling something.
"I tried to wangle next week off work. Wanglation was successful!!".
by mr wangle January 22, 2009
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Wankation

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012
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Wadulation

An extremely messed up situation or thing.....
I went to the cable company to get some extra time to pay my bill. Talked to 15 different people and they still shut my shit off. What a wadulation.

Monday was a total wadulation......
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Wandalations

A rule of directive made and maintained by lifeaswanda.
Never trust a pussy ass bitch
-wandalations 6:14
by Lifeaswanda December 25, 2019
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wangulation

Death by asphyxiation whilst taking matters into your own hand.
Did you hear that illbert was found dead in the same manner as Michael Hutchence?

What?!

Yeah, you know he liked a strangle wank, right?

Omg! We were warned about wangulation in our self help group!
by DerpDiggler June 1, 2018
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Wangathong

A man G-string or thong.

When someone is a noob on agame.

In a random mood.
Getting killed in a game by the easiers villain, when they have the best weapon in the game. "You Wangathong"

Your friends are talking about something, you interrupted randomly, "Wangathong"
by Buzzbomb3000 January 28, 2008
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Banglationship

1. A short term relationship in which both partners simply bang. Usually short in duration and often formed at clubs.

2. A sex only relationship in which both partners aren't friends.
Richard: So, are you and Masha going to be one of those "Friends with benefits"?

James: No, I think we're better off simply keeping it as a Banglationship.
by Squeeby July 21, 2011
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