Two men were captured by a tribe of savages. The tribal chief told them they had one of two choices. Death or Wampum Wampum.
First guy says, I don't want to die, I choose Wampum Wampum. Well, they proceed to bend him over and do him in the butt.
Second guys says, ‘Fuck that! I choose death!’
Tribal Chief thinks for a while...and declares:
DEATH BY WAMPUM WAMPUM!!!
First guy says, I don't want to die, I choose Wampum Wampum. Well, they proceed to bend him over and do him in the butt.
Second guys says, ‘Fuck that! I choose death!’
Tribal Chief thinks for a while...and declares:
DEATH BY WAMPUM WAMPUM!!!
by Grand Ruby May 11, 2024
Get the Wampum Wampummug.