Wampum Wampum 

A form of tribal execution.

Two men were captured by a tribe of savages. The tribal chief told them they had one of two choices. Death or Wampum Wampum.

First guy says, I don't want to die, I choose Wampum Wampum. Well, they proceed to bend him over and do him in the butt.

Second guys says, ‘Fuck that! I choose death!’

Tribal Chief thinks for a while...and declares:

DEATH BY WAMPUM WAMPUM!!!

Wampum Wampum by Grand Ruby May 11, 2024

Wampum, PA 

Wampum is a hole in the ground. It's right smack in the middle of Ellwood and New Castle in a very tiny area that nobody knew which town to consider it. They came up the wonderful name "Wampum" and called it a borough. Not many people know where the real Wampum is located considering that nothing is there besides a bridge, a few houses, and maybe a town market. The definition of shit. Population...23. If they're lucky.

I come from Wampum, PA" "Where??" "...Exactly

Wampum, PA by grt6767 May 14, 2011

wampum 

shiny ornaments that one can trade for services to any native american. They go for it like bass to nightcrawlers.

"That injun dude gave me all his land and daughters for a handfull of shiny wampum."

wampum by Logboy October 7, 2005

Wampum 

1.- A term used to express anger, annoyance, or frustration.
2.- (noun) A derogatory term used to express any negative feeling toward another person.

1.- "Ah, wampum!"
2.- "Shutup, wampum!"

Wampum by -Zeejay- March 21, 2010

wampum 

slang term for marijuana

Cassie said, " Yo niggas lets go smoke dat wampum and get high as a mothafucka."

wampum by niggaaaaaaaa August 16, 2008

wampum 

slang term for marijuana

Cassie said, " Yo niggas lets go smoke dat wampum and get high as a mothafucka."

wampum by cassie farrell.. August 14, 2008

wampum wagon

A truck that drives around looking for unspecting people to give money to.

the wampum wagon found me and i won $50

wampum wagon by Mr. A Bobo May 16, 2005