Waimer 

a euphamism that describes a person with very dark tan skin and blue eyes. Waimers usually live in the deep south and are opposite to being a daywalker.

That girl from Texas was a trashy waimer mut!

Waimer by Toughfarmer150 July 13, 2010

buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.

While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.

buffalo hand warmer by sgrams04 December 2, 2014

chair warmer 

A work colleague whose only possible contribution to the workplace could be warming their own chair, as they are utterly useless at everything else required of them

Paul: Why can't Jason do those reports?

Shane: Because he is just a bloody chair warmer!

chair warmer by not happy Jane August 13, 2009

Waiter Fakeout 

When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout

She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committing the ultimate waiter fakeout

Waiter Fakeout by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015

Dick-warmer Tie 

A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.

The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.

Dick-warmer Tie by Mrrockmusic December 30, 2010

jizz-wailer 

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.

(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".

jizz-wailer by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010

Bed warmer 

A man or woman that a person keeps within a relationship for the sole purpose of not being alone; Company in bed at night and a sexual playmate. The bedwarmer doesn't always know it and is under the impression that the person actually loves him or her.

Ann: Why do you keep him if you hate everything about him?
Jane: I get lonely at night and I don't want to just sleep around with random men
Ann: So he's just like your bed warmer then?

Bed warmer by FlamingPsycho November 13, 2012