Wallfucker

A word created after some dude on IRC from Singapore told us to "pls fuck the fucking wall and die" ... hence creating wallfucker.

Can be either used to insult someone or just a (friendly) greeting.

Guy I: Hey man.
Guy II: Hey, what's up wallfucker?
Guy I: Ah, not much.

Wallfucker by LaClown June 15, 2008

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Wallfucker

the collective noun for a group of Professor Layton fans

“Hey, what are they doing? Over there, with the silly top hats and orange turtlenecks?”
“Oh, them? It’s okay, they’re just wallfuckers.”

Wallfucker by satanicoeggo April 23, 2021

Related Words

wall fucker • Wall-Sucker • Mallfucker • WallFuck • ballfucker • wadafucker • whalefucker • wall fucking • well fuck me running • wall licker

wall fucker

a person who just can't do anything right. it is used because just like it is impossible to insert a penis into a flat wall, (flat walls have no vagina) it is impossible for a wall fucker to do anything right.

joe: what is 2 + 2?
mike: 5?
joe: gosh. you're a wall fucker.

look at that pile of fuck, he's such a wall fucker.

wall fucker by flint toid November 17, 2007

Mallfucker

The phrase 'mallfucker', meaning 'awesome' and generally used to describe a film, originated in Norwich city when they opened a cinema in the city mall. Good films would attract enough people to actually fill up the mall- fucking up the mall trade I guess.

Shaun of the Dead was a total mallfucker.

Troy didn't deserve to be labeled a mallfucker!

Mallfucker by MaLL November 18, 2004

Wallfuck

a compressed female that does not exceed the 100 lbs weight limit and is easy to pulverize up against a vertical surface.

WALLFUCK?

Wallfuck by timmie terrezza May 13, 2011

whalefucker

N- Word used to describe any male (or female, in the case of a lesbian) who will, despite common sense and the gag reflex, engage in sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese (read- 200lbs overweight or more) woman.

That man porked the 800lb chick at the mobile home park. What a whalefucker.

whalefucker by themancalledgod February 14, 2005

Wall Fucker

a couple who are dry humping/ making out in the club against a wall.
a couple who are dry humping/ making out in the middle of the club.
dancing against the back corner wall at The Loft in Itaewon, South Korea because to dance anywhere else would get you raped.

sick, look at those wall FUCKERS, get a ROOM!

Wall Fucker by vichley September 24, 2010

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