Wallfuck 

a compressed female that does not exceed the 100 lbs weight limit and is easy to pulverize up against a vertical surface.

WALLFUCK?

Wallfuck by timmie terrezza May 13, 2011

WallFuck 

To show obscene amount of attention to a friend's facebook wall

greg: i feel special from the amount of attention youve paid to my wall today
andrew: dude i wallfucked you all day long

WallFuck by andrewaboner January 27, 2009

Wellfuck 

An expression used when the absolute most terrible thing has happened to someone and the realization that you or anybody else cant do a damned thing about it.

You ask a guy to help you with your car because its having problems. He gets in the car after fixing it and takes off with your wallet, phone, and laptop inside. You yell for help, but soon realize that there is no one around. So the only thing to do is silently utter to yourself, Wellfuck.

Wellfuck by Tricky Bad August 25, 2011

Wallfucker 

A word created after some dude on IRC from Singapore told us to "pls fuck the fucking wall and die" ... hence creating wallfucker.

Can be either used to insult someone or just a (friendly) greeting.

Guy I: Hey man.
Guy II: Hey, what's up wallfucker?
Guy I: Ah, not much.

Wallfucker by LaClown June 15, 2008

waltfuck

when u fuck while watching a disney movie

beaver ur such a waltfuck

waltfuck by Patrick Osborne April 26, 2004

Wallfucker 

the collective noun for a group of Professor Layton fans

“Hey, what are they doing? Over there, with the silly top hats and orange turtlenecks?”
“Oh, them? It’s okay, they’re just wallfuckers.”

Wallfucker by satanicoeggo April 23, 2021