1. An advanced form of attention deficit disorder.
2. The avatar of chaos.
3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.
2. The avatar of chaos.
3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.
1. Dude, help Dan, he's Wakeling right now!
2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!
3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.
2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!
3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.
by massiveness12 February 28, 2009
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The guy I'm talking to, who never came to meet me, but introduced me too his sister is moving to wales... I'm having such a Wakeling Week...
by Jake_sharpe15 May 28, 2020
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I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the Great Wakering set in and I had to hold it while I looked for a book.
by MrBlonde267 June 1, 2009
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I was ready for a full day of work in an ad agency – and looking good - after Liz started my day with a rusty wakelin!
by Slappy Cheeselog December 11, 2008
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The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.
The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.
"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."
"Wokeling"
"Wokeling"
by Middle-class Vigilante November 25, 2020
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barb/Bob at brunch decided to share the fact that they had sex with multiple individuals separately over the course of the previous evening. Barb/Bob had their HO-wakening.
by Lazyduckmissionary December 5, 2021
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