Wakeling 

1. An advanced form of attention deficit disorder.

2. The avatar of chaos.

3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.

1. Dude, help Dan, he's Wakeling right now!

2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!

3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.

Wakeling by massiveness12 February 28, 2009

Wakeling Week 

One of those weeks where absolutely everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. Nothing goes your way and your life ends up looking like a meme.

The guy I'm talking to, who never came to meet me, but introduced me too his sister is moving to wales... I'm having such a Wakeling Week...

Wakeling Week by Jake_sharpe15 May 28, 2020

Great Wakering 

The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go.

I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the Great Wakering set in and I had to hold it while I looked for a book.

Great Wakering by MrBlonde267 June 1, 2009

rusty wakelin 

An eye-opening rendition of the rusty trombone makes this a memorable way to say good morning! A man is awakened by his partner rimming him, while at the same time giving him a vigorous reach around. The skeet from the hand job is then used to style his hair to keep it out of his face.

I was ready for a full day of work in an ad agency – and looking good - after Liz started my day with a rusty wakelin!

rusty wakelin by Slappy Cheeselog December 11, 2008

Wokeling

A portmanteau of woke and weakling.

The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.

"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."

"Wokeling"

Wokeling by Middle-class Vigilante November 25, 2020

HO-wakening 

When a person decides to share the bold facts of their sex life that would typically be kept secret or quite.

barb/Bob at brunch decided to share the fact that they had sex with multiple individuals separately over the course of the previous evening. Barb/Bob had their HO-wakening.

HO-wakening by Lazyduckmissionary December 5, 2021

katie wakelin 

Katie is not the best person in the world she would rather eat nutella at home on her own rather than go out to play, she also loves to eat ice-cream along with brownies. She has a lot of flubber lubber. She likes to hang around friends and have a laugh but dont be drawn in by her laugh she is a sour girl inside she will kick your dick in so it hurts

That katie wakelin she'll kick your dick

katie wakelin by Mohsin hashmi February 24, 2017