Waked 

v. to be wasted and baked simultaneously.

"Dude, I was soooo waked last night. I should not have shotgunned 10 beers after having smoked 3 bowls.."

Waked by L-dubb February 18, 2009

Waked 

It's if woke ppl were woke.

Escort: i can't shag beadro he's too waked
Maher: Ah yes yes

Waked by Paul Climent July 9, 2019

WakeD 

Secksy internet superstar!

Omg! Youre Such Like WakeD!

WakeD by WakeD April 10, 2003

Waked Off 

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

Waked Off by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

alan waked 

When a character on a video can't run for a long period of time. It comes from the game Alan Wake where the main character can't run far without running out of breath.

*character runs out of breath*
"for gods sake, you've Alan Waked!"

alan waked by Mclarenmick February 1, 2014

Lyke Wake Dirge 

Lyke-Wake Dirge is a traditional English song, thought to have originated in Yorkshire, telling of the journey a soul makes and the trials it faces, on its way from earth through purgatory to Heaven. Though, ostensibly, from the Christian era and featuring references to Christianity, much of the symbolism, within the song, is thought to be of heathen origin.
The title refers to the watch over the dead between the death and funeral, known as a wake. Lyke is an obsolete word meaning a corpse, and is related to the German word “Leiche” and the Dutch word “lijk”, which have the same meaning. It survives in modern English in the expression lych gate, the roofed gate at the entrance to a churchyard, where a coffin could be held and the bearers rested before continuing on to the church for the burial service. "Lyke-wake" could also stem from the Norse influence on the Yorkshire dialect, the contemporary Norwegian and Swedish words are still "likvake" and "likvaka" respectively ("lik" and "vaka"/"vake" with the same meanings as previously described for "lyke" and "wake").
The old ballad affirms that safety and comfort of the soul in overcoming the difficulties it faces are directly related to the dead person's willingness to have given charitably during their lifetime.. The poem on which it is based was first collected, in 1686, by John Aubrey. Aubrey also recorded that it was definitely being sung in 1616, but was believed to be much older.

The English folk group Pentangle made a recording of Lyke Wake Dirge.

Lyke Wake Dirge by AKACroatalin April 18, 2015

Wakefield'ed 

When pharma controls mainstream media and uses blackmail, threatens, trolls, bribes, slanders and lies in an attempt to discredit and destroy any researcher or medical professional's reputation and career who has attempted to highlight the corruption and lack of pharmaceutical accountability and safety.

After Dr Ben Gregg's research concerning aluminum's effect on microglia was disseminated at the medical conference, he was relentlessly Wakefield'ed in the press and by paid bloggers.

Wakefield'ed by Tonya Bittner June 16, 2016