Waguy

The cream of the crop when it comes to straight men—like Wagyu beef, but in boyfriend form. A Waguy is a rare, top-shelf, emotionally intelligent, masculine-yet-gentle, fine-ass man who is built to love, lead, and leave you speechless. Whether he’s your boyfriend, husband, or situationship that accidentally turned spiritual, a Waguy doesn’t just show up—he arrives.

He’s the kind of man that texts back and puts it down. The one who makes you feel safe, sexy, and seen. Loyal but hot. Gentle but dominant. Fixes the sink and your emotional dysregulation. Basically? A unicorn with a jawline.

“Girl, ever since I met David, I deleted all my old flings. He’s a total Waguy—opened the car door, made me cum twice, and brought me tacos. In one night.”

by PyleFourTwenty August 2, 2025

waguat

Another word for fuck boy, but referring to people named tony

Tony you are a waguat, go die in a hole.

by Hotty Mc Tony Hater June 5, 2017

Faggy Waggy

Faggy Waggy is basically just a less offensive way of calling someone a faggot that also makes you seem as if you're looking down at them due to it's childish tone. It works most efficiently if someone is complaining about something childish, or just anything in general.

Michael: Oh my God! This game is so shit! I keep fucking dying!
Adam: Stop being such a faggy waggy.

by chefffy August 17, 2020

waggytooter

Southern name for a penis.

"Wow, look at Jimmy's waggytooter! He was gifted!"

by Geoff AF May 3, 2021

Wagly

(Wayg-lee)
1) silly
2) a flat tortilla
3) just awesome

1) carlos: *stuffs watermelon on his head*
girl: "don't be wagly!"
3) girl 1: "why are you being so weird?"
Girl 2: "I'm not weird, I'm just to wagly for you"

by thefajita October 25, 2015

Wagey

A wagey is someone who works a, typically unfulfilling, 9 to 5 job for a paycheck. It is often used by people who are self employed to refer to people who work for faceless corporations.

YouTuber: "This show is made possible by superchats from wageys and groyperss."

by Water_Pasta September 3, 2019

Waguan

whats going on, or hello how are you?

'Waguan brav' jimmy asked, Peter replied 'Waguanin'

by Jack Waller October 1, 2007