Wagneritis 

Wag-ner-i-tis : noun
: an acute contagious disease that directly effects the ability to go to a job or school. Symptoms vary from a simple inability to arrive on time to severe symptoms which include unwillingness to get out of bed and/or refusal to be employed. Often times the disease is passed easily among close friends, family and co-workers. If not addressed early on, Wagneritis can lead to being broke, living with parents, and/or Ergophobia.

"Erica caught a bad case of Wagneritis, quit her job, never got another one and passed it on to people around her."

Wagneritis by Wagner March 25, 2008

wiggeritis 

N.
A mentally crippling and degenerative disease in which a white person (usually male) not only tries to be, but actually thinks that they are black. If you ask them what their race is they will always respond by saying they are black. Usually looked at as a joke since the fact that they are white but trying to act black makes everything they do extremely comical. Those at the highest risk for wiggeritis are white males in their early teens to mid twenties and live in a middle to upperclass society. Wiggeritis, unfortunatly, rarely ever reverses itself.

That white boy has got a serious case of wiggeritis.

wiggeritis by The Muffin Man 69 April 24, 2009

wankeritis 

One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.

I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.

wankeritis by Ian D'Mello May 15, 2007

Wankeritis 

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

Wankeritis by EvieGrave May 26, 2016

Wagnerisis

An obsessiveness that is caused in girls who once liked Wagner. >=O. Wagner = GAY.

Liz is obsessive about Wagner.

Wagnerisis by XD October 4, 2004

Minimum Wageitis 

The lost of will to work for terrible undeserving pay knowing a job with better pay awaits.

I can't wait to start my new job as I now have minimum wageitis with my current job.

Minimum Wageitis by IXI J CoRe IXI December 18, 2012