Wagnerisis
Wagnerisis by XD October 4, 2004
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Wagneritis
Wag-ner-i-tis : noun
: an acute contagious disease that directly effects the ability to go to a job or school. Symptoms vary from a simple inability to arrive on time to severe symptoms which include unwillingness to get out of bed and/or refusal to be employed. Often times the disease is passed easily among close friends, family and co-workers. If not addressed early on, Wagneritis can lead to being broke, living with parents, and/or Ergophobia.
: an acute contagious disease that directly effects the ability to go to a job or school. Symptoms vary from a simple inability to arrive on time to severe symptoms which include unwillingness to get out of bed and/or refusal to be employed. Often times the disease is passed easily among close friends, family and co-workers. If not addressed early on, Wagneritis can lead to being broke, living with parents, and/or Ergophobia.
"Erica caught a bad case of Wagneritis, quit her job, never got another one and passed it on to people around her."
Wagneritis by Wagner March 25, 2008
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Ferret Face Wagnerism
A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
Ferret Face Wagnerism by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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