Wafflenut

A hybrid between the American pastry and the European (Belgian) breakfast staple. It can come glazed, sprinkled, riddled with berries and any other way you have basically seen a doughnut or waffle come (creme filled is still debatable). Difference is, its not crunchy like a waffle. Nor does the structural integrity give out around the bite site after the second chomp like a doughnut does. It drops panties and slays dragons too! (some panties may require a side of bacon before dropping)

A: Dafuq!?. . . .dude its a glazed puffy waffle doughnut thing!!
B: Nah! Things don't come puffy, perforated & that good looking!
A: Well there is your sister
C: Care to try our newest "Americanized" pastry the Wafflenut today?
A/B: FUCKOFF DUDE WERE MAKING A DISCOVERY HERE!!!

by WalnutOfDOOM August 19, 2014

wafflestomp

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.

I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.

by Miles M. November 10, 2006

wafflecunt

a term referring to any vagina clouded with uncertainty, or possible cause of concern.

Mike: Dude that girl is way too hot to be prude.
Chris: Yeah she is definatly a wafflecunt.

by KNUMBA1 December 9, 2008

Wafflenuts

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.

I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.

by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016

wafflemouth

1) Someone with a really wide mouth, who can fit an entire waffle in it at once.

2) A really wide mouth that can fit an entire waffle at once.

Jenny would be pretty cute if she weren't such a wafflemouth.

by dictopodes May 20, 2018

wafflestomping

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.

by weenaak July 5, 2010

Wafflefit

A large (but brief) outburst of teenage angst based on the inability to fit in amongst ones peers. Often followed by being mouthy and many many minutes of QQing.

Rawflewaffle is throwing a wafflefit because Pyro just owned him at life.

by Entire Brood Guild May 7, 2009