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wafflegoth 

Those losers at Denny's Restaurants at 2 in the morning with Beiber hair that think it is really cool to drink black coffee and be at Denny's at 2 in the morning.
That Hurley wearing wafflegoth looks like he should have been in bed hours ago, he has school in a few hours.
wafflegoth by ticklemeschlomo July 7, 2011
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Waffle Mouth 

1)- The act of trying to eat a full waffle out of someones vagina as the "syrup" and "Butter" oozes out.

2)- The act of stomping someones mouth in with a loggers boot therein leaving a waffle impression on their mouth.

3)- The act of heating up a waffle maker and burning it onto someones face leaving a permanent waffle impression.

4)- One who constantly eats waffles.

5)- One who places a waffle over someones pussy then fucks the waffle mouth..



WAFFLE MOUTH!!!
say you are walking down the street and listening to some sweet music then all of a sudden you hear the phrase Waffle Mouth! and BAM youve just been kicked in the face and you now have waffle mouth!
Waffle Mouth by The Waffle Mouth December 16, 2008

Waffleworthy 

When a person is worthy of a waffle.
Mom: Bob, give your little cousin a waffle!

Bob: But he's not waffleworthy!!!
Waffleworthy by sahzmb August 31, 2013

Waffleworthy 

(adjective): A term referring to a female bearing the characteristics and qualities typifying the features of other girls who you have enjoyed on the top bunk of a dorm with noise buffering ceilings or those who you would very much enjoy at that locus in the future.

Origin: see "Head in a waffle."
CM: "Take a look at that girl in the corner of the cafe. Waffleworthy?"

Jim: "Definitely."
Waffleworthy by jackmagnum April 28, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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