Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
by Smackthefap. April 09, 2015
Just a guy who likes making videos. Specifically, the Transformers figure Reviews, shitposts, and Lego MOC's kind of videos. With his relaxed off script format, Waffle Toast will bring you through the many ups and downs of Hasbro's catalogue and more!
"OH SHIT, a wild Waffle Toast! Dont let him near that Animatronic!!"
"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"
"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"
by Pseudomarauder July 29, 2025