Definitions by Smackthefap.
dick toasted waffle
Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
dick toasted waffle by Smackthefap. April 9, 2015